DISCOUNT CODES UPDATED MONTHLY. WE'RE LETTING EVERYONE USE THEM THIS TIME BUT IN THE FUTURE YOU WILL NEED THE EPSTEIN'S SUPER SECRET DECODER RING TO DECIPHER THE CODES.
Check out the resurrected Epstein's Customer Hall of Fame.
It's been a while since we've accepted new members but maybe it's time we opened the books.
(Note: If you'd like to send in an application please be sure to include an appropriate bribe.)